WCB R5 INVENTORY

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KEEP

"Remember Me": A record of Ernesto de la Cruz's famous song "Remember Me".

A Cup of Pine Tea: Tastes earthy and pine-y and like friendship forged through mutual support of each other's vengeance schemes.

Inflatable Crocodile: An inflatable crocodile that one can lounge on! Love the crocodile. Be the crocodile.

A tiny car: A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.

A Crystal Skull: A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.

Cookie Cutters: Make fun shapes with your jello several years after jello dropped from Airlocked's regains!

The Not-So Good Stuff: It's cheap and tastes terrible, but it's chili sauce.

GNU TERRY PRATCHETT: A first-edition book by a beloved author. This one is Snuff, book 39 of the Discworld series.

Crystal Ball: A popular prop for fortuneteller. Don't leave it near direct sunlight or it might set your house on fire.

Heat Pad: A small cloth pouch that feels as if it's filled with rice. Can be heated and applied to an aching muscle or used to heat a cold bed. (x2)

Horseshoe Crab Plush: Cute!

Antibiotic Ointment: Essential wound care for small cuts and scrapes.

Rockport Signature Brand Shampoo: A 16oz bottle of shampoo that smells of pomegranate.

Prop Deer: A life-sized, fake deer. A dark aura lurks behind its plastic eyes.

Self-Destructing Cassette: Once you record a message onto this, it sets up a chemical reaction that will destroy the tape after a few seconds after it's played.

The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger".

Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!

Ibuprofen: A general use pain reliever.

Fake Blood Capsules: Scare your friends (and enemies) into thinking you've been stabbed, cut, grievously injured, so on and so forth!

Golden Airplane: A golden sculpture said to represent a plane or spaceship. It was found in ruins in Colombia dated to around 1,000 CE, indicating to some that this represents an "OOPArt".

Fireworks: Light up the night sky. WARNING: Do not light indoors.

Swimming Trunks: A colorful pair of men's swimwear.

Fireworks-Patterned Yukata: There's something compelling about this bold pattern, the explosion of colors in the shape of summer, the comforting drape of the fabric; it's tailor-made, too. A gift from Subete.

Sparkling Cider: Contains no alcohol, but a lot of bubbles.

Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.

Glitter Cannon: A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse.

Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout!

Bloody Spear: A spear with a bloodstained tip, as if it was used to pierce someone through the heart. A gift from Franciscus.

Hot Sauce: A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!

Model ARMANOX: Your very own ACONITE RENATA to build! A gift from Anna.

GIVEN AWAY

An Actual Live Chicken: HOLY SHIT WHY WAS THIS HERE IT'S GETTING FEATHERS EVERYWHERE wHAT THE FUCK (brought to the petting zoo)

Cobalt: That is an entire-ass Lucario in a Pokéball. Slightly jumpy but has a bright pink ribbon tied around one arm. (returned to Penny)

Ice Cream Sandwich: Tastey cookie icey creamy (given to Brain)

Bearies Creme-Filled Cakes: A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious. (given to Brain)

Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips. (given to Brain)

Colonel Sassacre's Guide: You could kill a cat with this thing. (dropped in library)

TRADE

Pringles: How do they get them shaped like that HOW DO THEY GET THEM SHAPED LIKE THAT HOW DO THEY G-

Healing Grape: Okay, these can't actually heal you here, but hey, free produce!

Bathrobe: A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”

Giant Cherry: This looks straight out of an arcade game - but it's edible!

Vuvuzela: A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.

Water Flute: A unique type of flute. you pour water into the base and blow into the top, which can create a variety of sounds similar to a chirping bird.

Sunflower Seeds: The seeds of that particular flower that loves facing the sun. They have a flavor somewhat similar to peanuts.

Polaroid: A picture of some old western dolls posing. It looks like a rare doll set. Something about "Woody's Round Up"?

Jetsons Chewable Vitamins: A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof.

A History of Canada: Popup Book Version: Look, this one has a cute little beaver pop up on one of the pages!

Prismatic Hardtack: A tough, long-lasting cracker used mainly as an emergency ration. Each piece contains a full seven different flavors.

T Helmet: TURBO-TASTIC!

Pac-Manifesto: A leather notebook containing the creed of certain dimension hungry ghosts.

Mango: A relatively high-quality mango. You could make a religion out of this.

Overflowing Lunch Box: A lunch box stuffed with rice, ginger, carrots, peppers, mushrooms, and more. It's meat-free, so you vegetarians out there are covered, too.

Astral Boy Doll: A figurine of the popular TV personality who hosted "Lost in Forbidden Love Fantasy Outer Space".

“The Artist in Agony”: A disturbing sketch of Shin on canvas, drawn in the wake of a traumatizing event. A gift from Shin.

Disguise Kit: It's just a bag of fake beards.

Easy Bake Oven: It's Kenner! It's fun!

Fridge Poetry Kit: Now you too can make nonsensical poems or leave really disjointed messages on any handy metal surface!

B-Team: A black and white satin letterman jacket. It has a big white B on the back! I wonder what it stands for?

Abacus: A standard tool used to make calculations.

Zodiac Shirt: A plain black T-shirt with a Gemini symbol on it in gold.

Fluffy Socks: You can never have enough.

“Extra-Large Spice Grinder”: It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace.

Mortal Juice: A juice that will turn you mortal if you drink it, supposedly. You'll need to drink every last drop for it to work!

Silent Receiver: A phone that, for some unknown reason, doesn't let you hear the person on the other end, and doesn't let them hear you.

Non-Descript Golden Man Award: A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.

"Abel or Cain": A painting of Shin with one of his tattoos missing and white flowers growing from a hole in his chest. A gift from Shin.

Enchanted Paradise: A passionate bodice ripper about the whimsies of youth, fantasy, unicorns, and elves; dusty, but the pages are well-read. A gift from Hikage.

Jimmy Decay T-Shirt: A limited-edition shirt featuring legendary punk rocker Jimmy Decay. Only a hundred were ever made.

Cherished Photo: A selfie style picture of three people. Maybe some of them are familiar? A gift from Hikage.

Manacles: Looks like they belong more in a dungeon. What kind is up to you.

Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these.

Million Dollar Suitcase: Supposed to be used to carry a million dollars for game show purposes, but right now, it's empty.

The Little Black Dress: An all-purpose classy piece of formalwear.

Water Flute: A unique type of flute. you pour water into the base and blow into the top, which can create a variety of sounds similar to a chirping bird.

Roller Slippers: Slippers with a small wheel installed in each heel. They were invented to move easily around the house, but there is absolutely no demand for them.

Crown: A golden crown fit for a king! It's made of plastic, but it would look good on a stage.

Pidgeon Shoes: A pair of heels that look like a pidgeon and they're just your size!

Parkour 101: A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big.

I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine!: A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it.

Set of Dice: A full set of polyhedral dice of a random design, perfect for randomly coming up with a variety of numbers.

Secrets of the Omoplata: A little-known book about Brazilian jiu-jitsu that teaches high-level shoulder lock techniques. "Omoplata" is another word for the scapula, or shoulder blade.

Broken Earring: One single solitary earring, bearing a blue teardrop gem that would look great if it hadn't been shattered. A gift from Anna.

Hairspray: A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance!

GameChild Plus: A small handheld gaming system with ten available games and an ever-dwindling battery life.

Compact: A small compact mirror for applying makeup on the go. This will always help you look your best!

Diver's Goggles: A well-worn pair of goggles, inscribed with the the address 'P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney'.

Mets Tickets: Oh, hey, it’s a season pass to see the Mets! Tragic you can’t make use of it here. A gift from Ray.

Bowtie: In simple, solid black. It's cool, bowties are cool.

Shipping Teas: "Corporate Crime" is a warm black tea with dark chocolate and orange peel.

Sisters' Photo: A photo depicting three young girls smiling: two with red hair, one much younger than the other, and one with black hair. A gift from Anna.

Heavy-Duty Flashlight: Perfect for ghost hunting!

DISCARDED

Plastic Light Sword: A shitty knockoff lightsaber toy. They didn't even bother making the flashlight part look like anything but a regular flashlight.

Cheese: It quivers. It beckons. That luscious, silky texture. That rich so-close-to butter flavor. It's Brie's creamier, decadent cousin, and it wants you to buy it champagne and strawberries.

Monochrome Bear Kigurumi: UPUUPUUPUUPUUPUU-

Thresh Prince Poster: A large poster for an old TV show starring Troll Will Smith.

Tinky Winky Costume: A mascot costume of a mildly terrifying children's TV character.

An Egg: Can the regain mechanic offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least.

Possum Park Hat: A hat that looks like some sort of dead upside-down possum.

Tuxedo Briefs: A pair of black and white briefs that look like a very dapper shirt and tie. You can tear away the front to reveal...a pair of the exact same briefs.

Magic 8-Ball: Tell your fortune, as vaguely as possible.

Body Pillow: A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.

Wall Chicken: There's a delicious and hot roasted chicken here- you just have to break through the stone box surrounding it first.

Leaf Covering: A loincloth meant to emphasize one's manliness. Its simple design features a single leaf overlaid on white cloth.

Adjustable Stilts: Takes roughly a minute to put on. Can be adjusted to provide anywhere from 2 to 5 extra feet of height

Apple Juice: A single serving bottle. It's weirdly warm?

Gallon of Ectoplasm: Congratulations! You are now covered in slime! A gift from Ray.

76 Trombones: Seventy-six trombones fall out of the merchandise booth. Fucking rip.